Miss Hammy

Miss Hammy left us today, evening time, died.

Hammy is a female syrian hamster my campmate gave me because he had too much and i wanted two as a surprise present.

Hammy, today you left us, hopefully for a better place somewhere out there.
You brought us laughter when u were around, fighting for the wheel with Mr Hammy who was twice as small, crawling around our hands like nobody's business.
Dont worry, we're going to get another Mr hammy to accompany the one that you left behind.
At least you left us "not being a virgin", caused you were caught in the act with Mr Hammy.
We dont know why you left, but im pretty sure you had your reasons.
Now you can be united with a few of your old friends back at your first home.
We love you hammy, and you'll forever be etched in our memories.


Not really in a mood to be funny and funky today, i tried my best, hope its still entertaining enough.

Life's short.