The grass is always greener on the other side

How true this statement is?

If this is the case, when will one truly be happy?

When will one truly be contended?

In any case, i'll always make the patch of grass im standing on greener than ytd.

First times

Accuse, (A)xaggerate, and Accuse -- > thats the new motto of her life, and it will most probably be this for the rest of her life.

It has been ages since i took public transport in the morning. Like i said, 1/3 of my pathetic money goes to comfort.

So on Wednesday morning, (monday, tuesday on mc) i miraculously woke up at 6am.
On my way to the MRT station, i was like thinking to myself, shit! EZ-link no $$, and i dont have cash, so i had to go to the atm and withdraw ($20 was what i intended). So coincidentally, that stupid ATM machine doesnt have $10 bills, and i had to withdraw a $50 instead.

I'll never in my life top up $50 in my card, hence i went to the control and did a $20 top up instead, guess what? When i entered the "Gate", i had $30+++ in my card. Apparently my card still has $10+++ in it and i didnt know, and now i have an EZ-link that has $30+++, first time in my life.

Oh, and i bought a razer mouse, first time in my life, #$%^%&#^& expensive mouse. ok im mad.

2 days MC

WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To you.

Spastic pighead,

i first came across this word "spastic" when i met you, all the adj you ever use to describe people is this, so i guess you are one too.

Term is about to start and life is going to be super tough for the both of us.

Quarrels are inevitable, but i believe we've got enough experience to pull through this.

Patience is the key on my side, and i believe endurance and a clear mind is yours. Dont ever give up, because if you do, thats the end of everything and even i cant do much to help, think of the future spastic, and think of all the wishes that we ever had.

Im sitting here, typing all this, ignoring the newest sms that you just sent because i want this to be done up so there will be one less person crying on this world atm, so smile!!!! i know you will, =p

whenever you're pmsing, i'll flare up, but at the end of the day i'll always be here, arms open waiting for you, so that you can once again build up your confidence and start a new day with new energy. trust me.

with tonnes of love, tons of love, lots of love. always and forever.

boring shit

this weekend is boring shit, except for the going out.

tuition tuition tuition

$$$ which comes once in a month.

so 4 weeks of suffering for 1 day of $.

boring shit.

Miss Hammy

Miss Hammy left us today, evening time, died.

Hammy is a female syrian hamster my campmate gave me because he had too much and i wanted two as a surprise present.

Hammy, today you left us, hopefully for a better place somewhere out there.
You brought us laughter when u were around, fighting for the wheel with Mr Hammy who was twice as small, crawling around our hands like nobody's business.
Dont worry, we're going to get another Mr hammy to accompany the one that you left behind.
At least you left us "not being a virgin", caused you were caught in the act with Mr Hammy.
We dont know why you left, but im pretty sure you had your reasons.
Now you can be united with a few of your old friends back at your first home.
We love you hammy, and you'll forever be etched in our memories.


Not really in a mood to be funny and funky today, i tried my best, hope its still entertaining enough.

Life's short.

One of the World's greatest mysteries is the mind of a women

"One of the World's greatest mysteries is the mind of a women"

When i was young and naive (its a reason, not an excuse), ive had what people think is "alot" of relationships, which of course i'm regretting now. Experience is the only thing that i've got from those days and when i really wanted to settle down, someone dumped me when i was on the hospital bed.

Those days are over though, im still thinking and discussing about settling down. Being in a relationship is the happiest and hardest period of my life. I thought with all those experiences that i have, i would have no problem in reading and dealing with her mind, my ass.

You'll never know anything.
You'll never know when she will start emo-ing.
You'll never know when she will start being unreasonable.
You'll never know when she will start complaining over the slightest thing in the world. (always?)
You'll never know when she is asking you to read in between the lines.
The only thing you'll ever know is you actually dont know anything.

So why do man still wants to be in a relationship? (guys i know you're thinking of sex, thats just one of the many reason)

Power, success, accomplishment, love, companionship and sex are the primary drive for one in our life.

Women can give us all of these, she can give me these, along with all the complains, quarrels, bullshit, headaches, complains, bullshit, headaches, quarrels, complains, quarrels ...... (typos checked.)

You think you truly know a women? no? who asked you to have a dick..

UNCLE..... shut up.....

This morning i had to cab to work, not because i woke up late, its just my body doesnt wanna obey my mind, so i got stuck on my bed for an extra 20mins. I think 1/3 of my pathetic allowance from the government goes to comfort every month, im THAT lazy.

Anyway, wads interesting today was not how long i took to get out of my bed. Its how the taxi uncle unconsciously refuses to allow me to rest on his cab. The moment i got onto the cab, he started talking and talking and talking and talking. Wad is worse is he spoke to me in hokkien, and the only few hokkien words that im super familiar with are the knnbccb range of vocab, plus a few simple ones. So throughout the journey i was nodding my head, smiling, laughing when he laughs and trying to make him understand the direction i was giving him in chinese.

Just when i f-ing thought i could rest a little, he asked if my camp is the one at the taxi stand, and i replied "no, its the one at "lou shang" (upstairs in chinese)", and he freaked out. "its not lou shang, its shan shang" (my camp is located right at the top of the hill), blah blah blah blah blah - "uncle, my chinese not good, cannot blame" - and i immediately wished i didnt tell him this.

"You know singaporean language cannot make it, english sucks, chinese sucks, only 1% can speak proper english, say le you dont believe, last time i was a language teacher (like real), ang mo always laugh at our english, grammer all wrong, this that this that, and i was a tour guide last time, then ah #$&$$#%!%&$" (all in hokkien), there goes my morning nap =.=

He doesnt look old, so for him to be a teacher, tour guide and then my irritating taxi uncle, he must either be really lousy at his job, or he is too rich and wishes to try all sorts of stuffs before he retires.

Lucky me

One is required to go for their recourse if they didnt finish their BMT (dropout halfway), or if their PES status is upgraded (E to C, ect).

2 of my campmates left for Tekong today for their recourse, and i was sitting happily in the office thinking "that could have been me". You see, i was a temp PES E for the first 6 mths of my employment under the government, and for my PES review i managed to convince the MO that im still super sick and im super unfit for combat.

I always get laughed at when i tell my friends that im really sick, and im only suitable for desk jobs, and i always get this question when i tell them ive skin problems -"HUH?? You've eczema?? where??" people, let me tell you now, you wanna know where? i'll tell you where.. in my records in NUH, BLACK AND WHITE- thats wad the MO need, thats wad the government is afraid of, me dying in Tekong, and im really grateful for that.

Trust

When someone gives you their trust, you appreciate it.
When someone gives you their trust, you dont take it for granted.
When someone gives you their trust, you dont abuse it for your own use.
When someone gives you their trust, you give them back yours.
When i give you my trust, you do the above.

Dont fuck around with me.

Stuck

Yellow peeps,

Alright, i have like 15 mins to complete this entry, gotta run and catch the second part of KING KONG, my campmate is starring in it..

<- we always disturb him, calling him ah meng, btw, he's featured in "old dogs" too.

I am a lazy person, but i think im also someone who has more than average patience. Maybe lazy and patience comes together, at least it does for me, half the time im too lazy to care.

Today while i was looking through my notes for my Mech Engineering in NTU, i was like "fuck! i'm too lazy to read through this shit", (3 more mins, im not gonna make it, so i guess i have to run out soon and come back during the breaks). Looking at those alien language on my math notes seriously placed a doubt in my mind, whether or not i'll survive that environment with all the "ah tiongs" in it, look, they do nothing but play ping pong while they were young, and the rest of the time is spent on studying - minus the time taken for basic human needs, and i have to spend 18years of my life looking at chicks, 2 years of my life getting employed by the organization called SAF. Compare this 2 and you'll know wad im worrying about, im wondering should i venture out to greener pastures where there are no "ah tiongs", places people call the arts fac.

@#$@#%$^&#&^&

Man Utd freaking lost -- im gonna get laughed at tomorrow in camp.. and i freaking missed the match, which turns out to be a blessing in disguise, didnt waste my 90 mins, and now i will spend the rest of the night thinking if Man U could have won if i was watching and cheering for them.

The real reasons

I thought i will be the last person to ever start a blog, apparently i'm wrong.

Last time i used to tell whoever who ask me if i have a blog, that i will never do it because I'm a guy, and guys shouldn do such stuffs and blah blah blah.. yeah so if u're one of those friend.. go ahead and shoot me now..

Usually when guys give their reasons for starting a blog, they'll go like "i wanna share my life with others (like who cares? unless they're totally gay)", "i wanna express my feelings on the net", "This", "that", whatever.. i've like tons of reasons for mine, and i sort of like forgot most of it.. those that i rmb, here they are,

- I'm bored
- I've been thinking alot, talking to myself alot, and i dont wanna think that im crazy.
- I've ppl whom i hate
- I need something to talk to (im not crazy)
- Cant rmb the rest, btw im straight.

No offences, usual blogs that i visit (i seldom read blogs) tells me everything that one did that day, everyone that they met, every cockroaches that they step on, and they do it EVERYDAY, which is boring shit to me. I dont have the patience to tell everyone that i took 16 steps to my lift today, went down and i saw a pretty chick walk by but i didnt have the balls to say hi, ate a bowl of porridge, shit-ed, watch some tv, right now im entering this entry and im going to sleep, see you tomorrow, and i certainly dont have the patience to do this everyday.

So, this shit is for me to look back, for me to bullshit, for me to complain, for me to vent my anger and frustration, for me to appreciate, for me to express my love, for me to laugh at people, for you to read ( if u're interested that is ), and just in case i forgot that i',m supposed to hate whoever whoever.

okie, im stuck and i dont know wad else to add on, until i have something interesting to entertain my digital diary, which wont be long, my life is so full of people who're like me, full of shit, seeya~~

PS- until i figure out how to change the fucking timing of my posts, it will all be wrong.